I like cereal.
Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.
Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.
Get over yourself.
Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”
Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.
Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”
Heterosexual doesn’t mean ‘I’m an asshole and bi/trans/homophobic.’
reblog if you hate 6th grade! the teachers are out to get you and everyone is changing :(
when your day turns out unexpectedly well
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
neutral milk hotel- in the aeroplane over the sea (live new years 1998)
the last formal appearance of neutral milk hotel until recently of course.
tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat
The Ford Fiesta looks a lot like Yoshi